okay, i feel like i just found a cheat code in my own OS. on teh desktop, right-click > New > Folder, and name it exactly this:
GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}
The icon instantly turns into a Control Panel icon and when u open it u get a giant categorized list of basically every classic Control Panel task: power options, device manager, credential manaegr, fonts, user accounts, all searchable. The part before the dot can be anything you like, its the GUID that does the magic. Apparently this has worked since Vista. How did i never see this? thx in advance!!